All I am is all I could not mention.

Seriously. Like, I’d be okay with having an entire show dedicated to these bloopers. Because they’re freaking awesome. 

“I ripped my pants!” 

“Every time you mess up, I have to stand back up again.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“My legs are getting tired.”
“I am so sorry. Do you want to play with the guns and have a million props to do while saying yours lines? Open your beer!”

“I can’t open this—I PHYSICALLY CANNOT OPEN THIS LATCH.”

“No, we’re supposed to do version one.”
“I am doing version one.”
“No, you’re doing version two!”
“You said this one!”
“GUYS, GUYS—”
“Silence!”

“I’m Dr. Jerry…..O’Connell. What’s my name?”

“So what’s the plan?”
“Open the doors…let’em in…then we fight. Like men in tights.”

And everyone’s favorite, of course: “CONFETTI, IT’S A PARAAAADE.”